I feel kind of bad. Every so often I check my visitor stats just to see who might be comin' around for a looky-loo at my little corner of the internet. Most of the google searches that ping me are We're+not+in+kansas+anymore+toto. Seriously, I get 3-5 of these a day, everyday, and not just from Yahoo! and US Google, but Google international sites as well. Some of the others are kind of funny, like recently someone googled husband+wearing+ladies+underwear, I swear I am not making this up, and landed here. Yes, all of those words are in that post, not necessarily in that order.
But today I see someone googled toddler+dentist+lay+on+papoose+table. And got here. And now some poor mommy somewhere is rocking in the corner in terror of what's going to happen to her toddler when she takes him in to get a cavity fixed. Oops.
Fear not, poor mommy of a junk-mouthed toddler! Its not always that bad! But just in case, I strongly recommend Children's Motrin, and also, wine. It helps.