God, its gorgeous outside. I should be doing something outside.
I know! I'll plant that 8 pack of petunias I bought at Costco last week. Awesome.
Hm, the potting soil is in the garage. I'll have to drag it to the deck.
Oh look, the dog puked on the deck. Better than in the house.
Okay, potting soil, check. Dog puke needs to get rinsed off. Water...oh right. Gotta de-winterize the hose nozzle and screw it on.
Hmm, that hose leaks at the faucet, though. I need to find that Teflon tape stuff to wrap around it first. Wonder where that is. Garage maybe?
Not in the garage. Oh wait, it's in my bathroom, from when we tried to fix the pipe under the tub and broke it worse. Right. It's in a bathroom drawer, I'm sure of it.
What is this, Robitussin? From like 2005? We didn't even LIVE IN THIS HOUSE in 2005. What else is expired in here? I'm going to have to dump out this entire drawer.
Why are there 13 empty but appear used quart-sized Ziplocs in this stupid drawer?
Really? Loose Tums in the drawer? Like I'm gonna eat those with hairy dust-bunnies all over them?
I have a new package of flushable wipes? Why?
Bug spray! There's the bug spray! I should put that downstairs so that I don't forget I have it and buy more when it comes time for Scout Camp.
Hey! There's the plant food spikes. I should feed the houseplants.
Wow. maybe I should water them first. Where's the watering can?
They probably need to soak for a while. I'll take them down to the deck and use the hose.
Er, right. Teflon tape.
Hmm, no Teflon tape. Okay, I'll just fill up the watering can for now.
Er, I need to change clothes.
Dude, I should start some laundry. I don't have any clean t-shirts.
The kids probably don't have any clean clothes either. I'll do a load of whites.
Oh hey, there's that soccer sock I've been looking for. I wonder where the shin guard is. I need to find that before six o'clock.
CRAP. I have to go pick up the other kids at the after school club now. So much for planting.
Two Hours Later:
The drawer is still dumped out in the middle of the bathroom floor.
I never found the other shin guard.
The dog puke is dry.
And I don't know where I set down the bug spray.